Saturday, March 20, 2004
Hello...I am still here.
A lot has happened since early January. Foremost in my mind, however, is the fact that I lost my cell phone after drinking a fifth of gin on Saint Patrick's Day and spending a considerable amount of time in a tree somewhere in Southeast. This doesn't make me look good. Especially since less than a month has passed since I reported my car stolen when it was actually parked a block away. AA, anyone?
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
SNOW DAY! Today was the first snow day of my life; in my weakened condition I briefly ventured out to pick up a crochet needle and ended up returning home with a bag full of Taco Bell delicacies. I can't be trusted to walk by that place. Thank God they only take cash. The rest of my snow day offered little in terms of entertainment; it's unfortunate that I already had a pretty bad case of cabin fever due to my lengthy battle with the flu. Some people are enjoying it, though; I can still hear distant voices crying out, "Whoooo," and cheering. I wonder if some sort of Olympic-type luge event is going on out there. I just finished watching "Rififi," a 50's noir-heist movie which I think I was supposed to be really wowed by, but I thought it was pretty boring. Boy, I can't wait to get out of the house again; hopefully tomorrow will mark my triumphant return to the toy store.
Sunday, January 04, 2004
SICK, SICK, SICK. Oh, how I hate being sick. I hate calling in sick, and not getting to go out, and I especially hate how my body has turned into a pile of oatmeal over the last few days. You know how on the first day you're sick, it's kind of a pleasure; the relaxing, the laziness, but after a few days, you wouldn't wish your wrath on your worst enemy? This is how I am now feeling: WRATHFUL! I had to call in sick to a big important rehearsal, which, no matter how sick I know I am, makes me feel like a big fat flake. But, at least I just got this cool book about Andy Kaufman to read. If I can lift it...
Thursday, January 01, 2004
People of the world, are you ready? I just made a New Year's resolution to take my life to a new level: the public level. Don't worry, a reality show is already in the works. I just wanted to do something that allows me to be writing often, and actually having other people reading what I write (gasp!). Shocking, yes, but as it is 2004 and I am nearing my personal quarter-century mark, it's time to get this show on the road. Prepare for flowery descriptions of the mundane details of my life...I mean, for tales of intrigue, catastrophe, and romance! Arrr! Welcome to my first blog, friends.
